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Age: 54

Where did you grow up? London, ON

WHAT DO YOU CALL:

1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks? a creek - homophone of creak

2. What the thing you push around the grocery store is called? a shopping cart

3. A metal container to carry a meal in? a lunch box

4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in? a frying pan

5. The piece of furniture that seats three people? a sofa

6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof? an eavestrough

7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening? a porch

8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages? pop, if it's in a bottle; soda if it's in a can

9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup? a pancake

10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself? a sub or submarine

11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach? a bathing suit

12. Shoes worn for sports? running shoes

13. Putting a room in order? tidying

14. A flying insect that glows in the dark? a firefly (but didn't have none where I grew up)

15. The little insect that curls up into a ball? a woodlouse

16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down? a teeter-totter

17. How do you eat your pizza? With a knife and fork until I get to the point where the crust is thick enough that the topping isn't likely to fall in my lap,then with my hands.

18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff? a garage sale or yard sale depending on the weather

19A. What's the midday meal? lunch

19B. What's the evening meal? dinner

20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are? a basement

21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places? a drinking fountain

22. Harass: Where does the accent go? "ass"

23. Vehicle: Where does the accent go? first syllable. And you don't say the "h": VEE-ickle

24. Latter: Pronounced with with a "T" in the middle or a "D" in the middle? with a "T"

25. Kitten: Pronounced with with a "T" in the middle or a glottal stop in the middle? Glottal stop

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