Was that a bran muffin or a stud-muffin?

My ultra sexy ethnic stud-muffin name is Joaquin Amante.
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Hmm. The first time I tried it I didn't notice the gender choice box and came up as Alejandra Amante. Now, I will admit I always wanted to be Sandy in Grease, but I don't think it will go down all that well on gay.com. Guess I'll keep it for my drag name. I quite like Joaquin though. Now that I'm in California where people can pronounce it right. And there are a lotfew hot Joaquins out in Google-land. This guy, for instance.

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Only about half congruent!

My choices in the quiz du jour—the Teachout Cultural Concurrence Index. Which is nought but a measure of the extent to which your tastes coincide with those of Terry Teachout, who's apparently a New York Arts Maven. And we all know how important it is to be congruent with NYAMs. What's interesting about this list is that I actually have a decided preference for most of these. Except the dance things. Also interesting is that I've at least heard of almost all the pairs in the list. I'm assuming the ones I haven't heard about are dance-y. Where I haven't made a choice it's because I've never heard of (or read) the alternatives (e.g. no. 2— - I haven't read either, although I'm pretty sure my preference would be for Fitzgerald over Hemingway)
1. Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly?
2. The Great Gatsby or The Sun Also Rises?
3. Count Basie or Duke Ellington?
4. Cats or dogs?
5. Matisse or Picasso?
6. Yeats or Eliot?
7. Buster Keaton or Charlie Chaplin?
8. Flannery O’Connor or John Updike?
9. To Have and Have Not or Casablanca?
10. Jackson Pollock or Willem de Kooning?
11. The Who or the Stones?
12. Philip Larkin or Sylvia Plath?
13. Trollope or Dickens?
14. Billie Holiday or Ella Fitzgerald?
15. Dostoyevsky or Tolstoy?
16. The Moviegoer or The End of the Affair?
17. George Balanchine or Martha Graham?
18. Hot dogs or hamburgers?
19. Letterman or Leno?
20. Wilco or Cat Power?
21. Verdi or Wagner?
22. Grace Kelly or Marilyn Monroe?
23. Bill Monroe or Johnny Cash?
24. Kingsley or Martin Amis?
25. Robert Mitchum or Marlon Brando?
26. Mark Morris or Twyla Tharp?
27. Vermeer or Rembrandt?
28. Tchaikovsky or Chopin?
29. Red wine or white?
30. Noël Coward or Oscar Wilde?
31. Grosse Pointe Blank or High Fidelity?
32. Shostakovich or Prokofiev?
33. Mikhail Baryshnikov or Rudolf Nureyev?
34. Constable or Turner?
35. The Searchers or Rio Bravo?
36. Comedy or tragedy?
37. Fall or spring?
38. Manet or Monet?
39. The Sopranos or The Simpsons?
40. Rodgers and Hart or Gershwin and Gershwin?
41. Joseph Conrad or Henry James?
42. Sunset or sunrise?
43. Johnny Mercer or Cole Porter?
44. Mac or PC?
45. New York or Los Angeles?
46. Partisan Review or Horizon?
47. Stax or Motown?
48. Van Gogh or Gauguin?
49. Steely Dan or Elvis Costello?
50. Reading a blog or reading a magazine?
51. John Gielgud or Laurence Olivier?
52. Only the Lonely or Songs for Swingin’ Lovers?
53. Chinatown or Bonnie and Clyde?
54. Ghost World or Election?
55. Minimalism or conceptual art?
56. Daffy Duck or Bugs Bunny?
57. Modernism or postmodernism?
58. Batman or Spider-Man?
59. Emmylou Harris or Lucinda Williams?
60. Johnson or Boswell?
61. Jane Austen or Virginia Woolf?
62. The Honeymooners or The Dick Van Dyke Show?
63. An Eames chair or a Noguchi table?
64. Out of the Past or Double Indemnity?
65. The Marriage of Figaro or Don Giovanni?
66. Blue or green?
67. A Midsummer Night’s Dream or As You Like It?
68. Ballet or opera?
69. Film or live theater?
70. Acoustic or electric?
71. North by Northwest or Vertigo?
72. Sargent or Whistler?
73. V.S. Naipaul or Milan Kundera?
74. The Music Man or Oklahoma?
75. Sushi, yes or no?
76. The New Yorker under Ross or Shawn?
77. Tennessee Williams or Edward Albee?
78. The Portrait of a Lady or The Wings of the Dove?
79. Paul Taylor or Merce Cunningham?
80. Frank Lloyd Wright or Mies van der Rohe?
81. Diana Krall or Norah Jones?
82. Watercolor or pastel?
83. Bus or subway?
84. Stravinsky or Schoenberg?
85. Crunchy or smooth peanut butter?
86. Willa Cather or Theodore Dreiser?
87. Schubert or Mozart?
88. The Fifties or the Twenties?
89. Huckleberry Finn or Moby-Dick?
90. Thomas Mann or James Joyce?
91. Lester Young or Coleman Hawkins?
92. Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman?
93. Abraham Lincoln or Winston Churchill?
94. Liz Phair or Aimee Mann?
95. Italian or French cooking?
96. Bach on piano or harpsichord?
97. Anchovies, yes or no?
98. Short novels or long ones?
99. Swing or bebop?
100. "The Last Judgment" or "The Last Supper"?
I should work out my score, but that requires me to count things. Maybe later.

I'm told I look good in blue

I've changed my design to one of the three styles Typepad offers that has a fluid column layout. So that standard 640x480 pixel images shouldn't be cropped in most browsers. This one seems to be the least icky of the three. Shame about losing the minimalist design, which I quite liked. The traffic on this blog doesn't justify me giving the Typepad folks an extra $50 a year for the "Plus" subscription. Maybe I should change technologies and use real MovableType, but that would mean finding a hosting service and learning all that new stuff. Old dogs, new tricks.

Engeltje op mijn oren

Lance Arthur writes like an angel. Shame he's got a boyfriend. Mind you, I think I might have a boyfriend too.

Problem is I'm not even sure I like him, let alone love him. Good thing I've now got a therapist of my very own.

I called my sister yesterday, to do the Dutch thing and offer my best wishes on her daughter's birthday. We had a nice chat, which ended up with her inviting me to join her and my brother on a houseboat trip along the Trent Canal at the end of August. So I called Patroclus and told him that my summer holiday plans had been settled. He said something like, "So I'm not invited", and I replied immediately and without thinking, "No". The sound of wheels turning in his head was deafening.

It's in the stars, I tell you.

Type my name into Google and look who pops up! Next to a picture posted by this seriously cute and nice-sounding guy.

Getting my ass to the gym

I always look forward to Lance Arthur's posts. This one is particularly apposite since I'm just off to the gym to spend 30 minutes on the elliptical trainer.

Post-metric world

Chris of Uffish Thoughts invents a new system of measurement.

I've been Googled! I'm famous!!!!

You have no idea how exciting it is to get a hit from a Google search for the first time! Of course, I'm astonished that a) the person paged through to page 4 of the search results; and b) they then clicked on the link to my blog. Unless of course it was a relative who immediately decoded the blog name. If so, Hi Honey! Don't read the rude parts!

You call this thing a blog?

I started this blog sometime last March. I had just discovered the political blogs (Johua Marshall, Escaton, etc.) and was in the highest dudgeon over the war and needed some outlet for my anger. But it soon became clear that I had nothing particularly original to say, except maybe this. So it kind of petered out. And got born again as more or less a journal of my life. With a few links. But not that many. So many blogs are full of this "me too" linking to cool or interesting or weird site of the day that it all becomes rather like a circle jerk. I read these blogs and follow the links and find them amusing or witty or irritating as intended. Having done that, I don't need to record them for my own benefit. And, as far as I can see, no one else ever reads this stuff, so I don't need to link for anyone else's benefit. Ergo ...

Sistopher and I had Christmas dinner yesterday. January 25th. I spent the afternoon at his place cooking, while he engaged in compulsive cleaning. Cooked a very British dinner - roast capon with dressing, roast potatoes and parsnips, brussels sprouts. Superb gravy. Smoked salmon to start and pavlova for dessert. with a true claret and a faux sauternes. Actually, the last was quite spectacular. It's an Ontario "botryis-infected chardonnay", which would put anyone who doesn't know about "la pourriture noble" off in the most decisive way. Yummy. He gave me Karl Lagerfeld Classic and a bottle of Dalwhinnie. I gave him 48 Kimono condoms and a big bottle of Wet lube from here. And a jar of my homemade Meyer lemon marmalade.

And I made a (Chinese) New Year's Resolution - go to the gym (almost) every weekday and do 1/2 hour of cardio. Started today. And OMG (said in one of those high gay voices!) the gym is FULL of hotties at lunchtime. Went to shower after burning 300 calories and there was only one showerhead free. Surrounded by young, fit hunks. That will keep me coming back! And thus I'll lose the 8 lb I've gained since Thanksgiving in no time. I was most surprised to see how busy and young it was at the gym; there's never any hunks there in the evening.

There was a message from KaraokeKid on my phone last night - I suppose he wanted to go to there last night.

Speaking of tricks. There I was innocently sitting on the loo on Saturday morning, having, among other things, a bit of an inspection when I saw this little dark thing nestled at the base of a pube. Picked it off and had a good look. And yes! a crab! EEEEEW! Picked off two more tiny ones and bought a bottle of Rid! later in the afternoon. Grrr. The source is one of 3 people - RagaMan, Ponytail or KaraokeKid. Timing suggests BG. Good thing I'm way blonde and not too hairy and can see the buggers. And that I've got good enough fingernails to pick them off. They take a bit of yanking to get off and leave a bit of a rash.

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I've decided to try keeping my blog on Movable Type, since the Blogspot features are fairly limited and they aren't offering their enhanced functionality at the moment. I wanted to import my Blogspot postings, but it looks like I've broken it. Oops. [successfully imported 2003/12/10 -ed.]

So, this is a fresh start. But I've gotta do something about the template!!!

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